We all need a stripper name, even the guys!

See what your male stripper name will be, and share it with your friends. It
only takes a minute, and feel free to pass it along if you want to.

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, send it along to your friends and family
so they can enjoy the laugh too!  Include the instructions so they can
figure out their names also.


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a=Rocky
b=Godzilla
c=Lucky
d=Peter
e=Dick
f=Harry
g=Mack
h=Frank
i=Leo
j=Six-pack
k=Lance
l=Tex
m=Willie
n=Woody
o=Rip
p=Red
q=Dixon
r=Jack
s=Amir
t=Harley
u=Chip
v=Dirk
w=Brutus
x=Rod
y=Dallas
z=Prince


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a=Hammer
b=Silver
c=Stud
d=Humper
e=Blue
f=Macho
g=Strong
h=Hard
i=Honker
j=Steel
k=Fire
l=Deep
m=Thunder
n=Prickle
o=Leather
p=Muscle
q=Rocky
r=Pain
s=Golden
t=Lightning
u=Mountain
v=Long
w=Smooth
x=Black
y=Rusty
z=Hot


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a=tower
b=stick
c=horn
d=dong
e=butt
f=rustler
g=hood
h=rod
i=rider
j=pickle
k=head
l=bottom
m=streak
n=cheeks
o=pants
p=pecker
q=bolt
r=hulk
s=muffin
t=buns
u=dink
v=hose
w=willie
x=drill
y=cock
z=balls



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